Sunday, April 27, 2008

Colton Ford is totally a crossover artist!!

Colton Ford is so amazing, and I didn't even know he had multiple talents!! Why do some people always get all of the good luck?!!?

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Hot Mess!!

Alright, I've been seriously impressed with the NYT Thursday Style section recently... the so-cute Old New York Jewish Gay Man who narrates about how hot shoes are in Paris!! I totally agree! But this time, they've gone overboard.



Hot Mess!!!

Are you kidding me? I totally feel like I just popped out of my mothers uterus and there are all sorts of horrifying teenagers trying to look like the New Kids on the Block. And not to mention--are you serious with this whole hair thing?

Did you guys ever see Lie Down with Dogs?

It was totally cool when I was like 6 (my first gay movie!!), but now, the fashion makes me want to heave every time I watch it. Well, let's just say that the tank top up there probably came from the hole where they were storing the costumes form that movie trying to protect society!

Anyways, I HOPE you agree...


HOT MESS!

Friday, April 4, 2008

Fierce!/Hot Mess!

Alright, everyone. I have a fabulous new idea! We're going to start a segment here at R&C called Fierce!/Hot Mess!

For our first entry in Fierce!/Hot Mess! is Fierce!

Apparently preteen girls are gettin' their hair did! How Fierce! is that!! Here is the article from NYTimes.







My favorite quote: "Most adults want their highlights to look natural, as if they had just come from a wind-swept beach. But highlights that make a bolder statement, like chunky strips of contrast color, are in vogue among 8- to 12-year-old girls." Sometimes we should all let out or inner child!!!!!

FIERCE!!!

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Monday, January 28, 2008

Don't worry...

Don't worry, Eli Manning. I don't believe it for one second.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Whatever...

Girl, get your hair out of your eyes.
Tom Brady, I totally give better head than she does.


Saturday, January 26, 2008

Helloooo Summer!!!

Haaaaaay! It's almost February, which means that this uuber depressing weather is almost gone for good!!! When the first people started living here, why did they stop?? Obviously the cute ones kept on going to SoCal!!! haha.

It's like totally inhospitable to life up in the ATX! It's totally bearable in the summer, because you go to work where it air conditioned, and then when you don't have to be worried about making customer's jealous, you can just throw on some tank top and some super cute shorts, and you're good to go to the lake! I mean, I'm totally comfortable with these guys in the heat!!!

That bitch on the right stole my idea for Splash this year! Well, I'm totally going to be doing split-leg squats for the next... 7 months!!! ONLY SEVEN MONTHS to the next LAST SPLASH!!

Anyway, this is totally going to be me:

And apparently this picture is also relevant to split squats. *Shudder*


Byyyyyeeee!