Thanksgiving!!!

Hey peeps! I hope y'all had a happy thanksgiving. I know I did. I was back in Cali for a while visiting family and my peeps. Here's a recap of my trip back home for all my fans in the atx. Gotta give the people what they want!

So I thought I had a direct flight into LAX from austin but it turns out i had a stop over in el paso. Talk about a dust bowl! After we took off I had to go noxema my face in the bathroom to protect my pores. And the flight was full but I was lucky and got the only seat on the entire plane not sitting next to someone! I know right!

It was sooo good to be back in Cali. The weather was of course beautiful nearly the whole time I was there. There are lots of crazy stories but I'll just highlight the best ones. Oh I was out in West Hollywood at the Abbey and I totally met Doogie Howser (aka Neil Patrick Harris aka total hottie pants even though he's kinda old). I think he was totally flirting with me too because he said I was wearing a cute top and I totally was of course. I could be Mrs. Dr. Howser. I don't think I'd ever date a celebrity though because think of how all the gay paparatzi would be ALL OVER you. And think of all the creepy old guys who would jack off to the pictures of doogie and me on the cover of US Weekly. Right?!

I had to drive down to Newport with a friend to pick up a new car. His parents bought him a new mercedes and it looks so fierce. He's totally going to get all sorts of hand jobs in that car! LOL you know it's true Jake!

And then we went down to San Diego to party it up! San Diego gays are so tame compared with us LA boys! We owned that fucking club beeyotches! Although there was this one totally cute boy there that I may be crunching over. He's tall and dreamy. Yum yum!

Oh and Thanksgiving was good. I spent it with my family. Naturally I didn't eat that much but I had my fair share of wine. Most of the rest of the time I just spent chillin by the pool though it was kinda chilly but that's why you drink Midori Melon Coolers to warm you up! Oh and I got to chill with my grandma who's badass but a little bit racist but it's okay because she's old.

Anyway then I came back to the atx and the weather SUCKS! It's cold and rainy. What's up with that? It had better warm up soon or else!

Anyway that's all for now. Love ya. muah!

XOXO

Ryan

Bearforce1!!!

God, do you have any idea how much work it is to take care of two puppies when your non-romantic long-term male companion is gone!?!!? I'm exhausted!!! All they want to do is go outside and look at all the cute boys! And because of my fantastic new promotion I totally have to manage my time now like I was a real grown up!! I guess there's no rest for the wicked!!1

But seriously Halloween was soooo much fun... they don't have anything like this in Cali. And guess who the stars of the show were?! D&G!!! All of the cute straight boys would come up and ask us if they could play with them, but none of the gay ones. I think it's because they were stealing the diva's spotlight!!! Even I was a little jealous... ice pick!!! KIDDING kidding...

Okay, but after I got home from work last night I totally started watching youtube videos because it's normally when R makes me do situps and stuff, and since he wasn't here, I totally indulged myself. No, I didn't eat any ice cream!!! ;-)

I like this one best: Bear Force One

Okay, someone with a larger technical endowment than I needs to tell me how to get the videos to show up in the post, because I am good at a lot of things, but using computers is not one of them! I bet Ry could tell me how to do it. After he makes me do 12 push ups and 25 sit ups. :-( hahaha

I think it's totally great that they're so comfortable with their bodies! And for what they have, I think they're working it pretty good!! I mean, that scene where they're all in chinos and pastel polos.... totally GAP!

Alright, I have to make amends to the gym gods for last night. I think Ry would be proud. Too bad he's not here to see it. :-( Oh well, I'm sure he's having a good time!

Back to Cali!

Hey Peeps! I'm headed home for a visit at the end of the week! I have a lot of pics of all the hotttt bois in the atx to show y'all (that's how they talk down here). I can't wait to see you all again and hit up the Rodeo drive and sunset strip! See y'all real soon!

ttfn,

Ryan

Halloweekend!

Hey peeps! Sorry it's been a while since i posted but it's been kinda crayzee here. The big story of course is halloween which kinda sucked this year because it was on a wednesday. Topher and I couldn't decide if we wanted to party on the weekend before or the weekend after so we decided to party on both! And of course we had to hit up the HUGE halloween festivities on sixth street. I've never seen so many hot boys in my life. maybe that's just because you couldn't see their faces.

NEwayz the weekend before halloween topher and I went to a party at a friend's house. We went as a good angel and a bad angel (i'll let you decide which one is which!). Dolce & Gabbana were representing inside this cute little portable doggie house i made out of an old Prada messenger bag. They were our little monsters. It was adorable.

Then on wenesday we went downtown to the big party on the sixth street. We were still dressed as angels but we decided to reverse rolls. Unfortunately D&G had to stay home that night. Then last weekend we went to another party and i was dressed as a soccer player and topher was dressed as a football player, and he can really pull it off. Hook 'em! D&G were looking fierce. We dressed them up as a pair with Dolce in this cute little hotdog outfit and Gabbana in a bun outfit. It's cute because they really do go together like a hotdog and bun. It was so much fun. For some reason I think Halloween is the best holiday of the year. And I"m even too old to trick or treat! (though we both got one of each! j/k)

Oh it's also getting cold here. It's only been in the 60's! where did summer go? How am I supposed to lay out and work on my tan when it's cloudy and cold?!?!? Are all Texas winters like thsi? I think I'm going to die. On the plus side though I bought a really cute new wool scarf. It's red and gold and makes me look like an abercrombie model who's wearing a scarf. Anyways that's all for now! Keep it real peeps.

Ryan out!

Massages!!

Hey y'all! Business has been booming recently! I've totally gotten a big promotion, so now I have so much more responsibility. I so don't want to get out of touch with my peeps in the COA (City of Angles, yeah!!), but when responsibility calls, you have to answer!

The OLD Topher used to work from post-brunch to pre-late-lunch, and that's practically the graveyard shift... you know! But NOW I work during the post-dinner hours, and it's totally NOT the graveyard shift! There are so many people now that want me to tell them all about fashion. The most awesome thing is that in Europe (I'm thinking Paris here!) everyone goes out after dinner, so it's practically like I'm working with the people from Paris. So exciting!!

You know what's totally not so exciting?!!? More responsibility makes me in to a total ball of stress! People expect so much from me, especially now that I'm working during prime time, baby!!

But really, with Ry's totally amazing job he's doing at school, and everything going on with me, we totally needed massages. So guess where we went! The Austin School of Massage!!! Have you ever heard of going to a School of Massage to get a massage? That's where you learn to give massages, right?? I thought it was totally crazy, but Ryan's faghag from school told him it was totally the best thing EVER so we gave it a try.

You know how Ry was saying that Philly is the fattest city in America?? (It totally is, by the way... I went there once for some totally stupid reason--Let's play a game: I'll give you two words, and you say the reason I went... boys, and City of Brotherly Love!!!) Anyway, from personal experience, I can tell you that even when people from Philly don't look fat, they are still fat!!!1

Anyway I think that the people that did the Fat and Ugly Philly study totally ignored the Austin School of Massage. O. M. G.!!! Let's just say that Ry and me are the only people there that I would ever, ever, EVER!! give a massage to. There was this one woman who was so old, and she was wearing like a pink jogging suit. It made me feel funny, and not in that way!!

Okay, everybody, responsibility calls!! Not work, silly, I told you that I work during the night now. I am going to the gym!! Ry has me on the gay and narrow!!!

D&G send their kisses!