Colton Ford is totally a crossover artist!!

Colton Ford is so amazing, and I didn't even know he had multiple talents!! Why do some people always get all of the good luck?!!?

Hot Mess!!

Alright, I've been seriously impressed with the NYT Thursday Style section recently... the so-cute Old New York Jewish Gay Man who narrates about how hot shoes are in Paris!! I totally agree! But this time, they've gone overboard.



Hot Mess!!!

Are you kidding me? I totally feel like I just popped out of my mothers uterus and there are all sorts of horrifying teenagers trying to look like the New Kids on the Block. And not to mention--are you serious with this whole hair thing?

Did you guys ever see Lie Down with Dogs?

It was totally cool when I was like 6 (my first gay movie!!), but now, the fashion makes me want to heave every time I watch it. Well, let's just say that the tank top up there probably came from the hole where they were storing the costumes form that movie trying to protect society!

Anyways, I HOPE you agree...


HOT MESS!

Fierce!/Hot Mess!

Alright, everyone. I have a fabulous new idea! We're going to start a segment here at R&C called Fierce!/Hot Mess!

For our first entry in Fierce!/Hot Mess! is Fierce!

Apparently preteen girls are gettin' their hair did! How Fierce! is that!! Here is the article from NYTimes.







My favorite quote: "Most adults want their highlights to look natural, as if they had just come from a wind-swept beach. But highlights that make a bolder statement, like chunky strips of contrast color, are in vogue among 8- to 12-year-old girls." Sometimes we should all let out or inner child!!!!!

FIERCE!!!

This reminds me of Ry!

Don't worry...

Don't worry, Eli Manning. I don't believe it for one second.

Whatever...

Girl, get your hair out of your eyes.
Tom Brady, I totally give better head than she does.

Helloooo Summer!!!

Haaaaaay! It's almost February, which means that this uuber depressing weather is almost gone for good!!! When the first people started living here, why did they stop?? Obviously the cute ones kept on going to SoCal!!! haha.

It's like totally inhospitable to life up in the ATX! It's totally bearable in the summer, because you go to work where it air conditioned, and then when you don't have to be worried about making customer's jealous, you can just throw on some tank top and some super cute shorts, and you're good to go to the lake! I mean, I'm totally comfortable with these guys in the heat!!!

That bitch on the right stole my idea for Splash this year! Well, I'm totally going to be doing split-leg squats for the next... 7 months!!! ONLY SEVEN MONTHS to the next LAST SPLASH!!

Anyway, this is totally going to be me:

And apparently this picture is also relevant to split squats. *Shudder*


Byyyyyeeee!

Serious Decisions

OMG I know I've been sooo bad about posting lately but life has been crayzze. I was back in Cali for the holla-days and catching up with old friends. BIg news too! Our friend Charles totally won his toothpaste lawsuit. Even though he brushed with Colgate Total Protection he still got herpes so it's like totally false advertising. I mean that could happen to anyone so I guess they're going to add a warning label or something.

So i'm back in school after the break and I found out my grades for last semester. I did really good on colors & tones but not so good on perm theoryh but that's okay because who gets perms anyway? I mean i'm not going to live in Dallas right? THis sememester we're working on volumizers and texturizers which should be pretty easy because it's all just fluff anyway.

So it's also 2008 which is a very important year. it's a leap year for one thing which is crazy. I don't see why they just randomly add a day every four year to make up for election day. Which reminds me that 2008 is also when we get to vote out president mcdoooshbag aka bush. Which is why over the next several days topher and i will be presenting our "Meet the Candidates" series. As the responsible voters-to-be in our group of friends it falls on us to tell them who to vote for. I think topher is going to cover the democrat candidates and I'm going to cover the Republicans. Each entry will be fair and balanced so you can decide who to run the country next (or cunt-ry depending on who gets elected). If it were up to me I'd vote for Shannon from Planet Unicorn. Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

peace out

ry

Holiday Madness!

OK OK, I've been so bad. Sorry! The holiday season was cuh-ray-zee!!! I'm not joking.

Here's one of those things that you always had to do in school. (I totally forget what it's called, hehe, school wasn't my best subject!!)

New Year's : Drinking :: _________ : Fashion!

Answer: Holiday shopping season. Because on New Years', it's totally amature night... not-too-skinny girls that should NOT be drinking in public feel like they can go crazy and make me and Ry SO GLAD to be gay.

Anyways, boys and girls, let me tell you, the holiday shopping season brings out the most unfierce people I've ever seen. It was a war! Like every day I had to tell someone that the best idea is probably a gift card at Lane Bryant. No, I don't think we carry that size here...

Awkwaaaaard.

ANYWAYS here are my resolutions for the New Year:
-lose the pounds that I gained. (Again, siiiiigh. If only I had Ry's discipline. How does he look better after Christmas?)
-take D&G on walks more often. This will be easy because they always make me go by the Frat houses!!
-tell Ry that I love him more often. Like a sister, silly!!
-go on dates (hopefully walking the dogs will help with this!!!!1)

I'll update you as more resolutions come.

Yay!!