Helloooo Summer!!!

Haaaaaay! It's almost February, which means that this uuber depressing weather is almost gone for good!!! When the first people started living here, why did they stop?? Obviously the cute ones kept on going to SoCal!!! haha.

It's like totally inhospitable to life up in the ATX! It's totally bearable in the summer, because you go to work where it air conditioned, and then when you don't have to be worried about making customer's jealous, you can just throw on some tank top and some super cute shorts, and you're good to go to the lake! I mean, I'm totally comfortable with these guys in the heat!!!

That bitch on the right stole my idea for Splash this year! Well, I'm totally going to be doing split-leg squats for the next... 7 months!!! ONLY SEVEN MONTHS to the next LAST SPLASH!!

Anyway, this is totally going to be me:

And apparently this picture is also relevant to split squats. *Shudder*


Byyyyyeeee!